My digital camera reset itself and isn't putting the right date on the pictures.
People really will buy anything on ebay. I just sold all my Burger King buttons (the ones employees wear for promotions and such) for $40.00. Yeah, I know...they are probably collectors items and worth more...but $40.00 for something that was packed away in my basement - I'll take that.
I actually do have a desk at work - it was just covered by mounds of paperwork.
The winners of "America's Next Top Model" never actually become a "Top Model".
My "Missile Launching Lex Luthor" Action Figure is missing his sunglasses (as is the one at work - must be a conspiracy).
I've been too far off my diet for sometime now.
.......need I say more?